Crack Arrest Defense Strategies

#1). Claim That It Is Not Your Car
If you get caught ridin dirty, just claim you borrowed the car or that it is a loaner. As far as you know, the vehicle is used by at least a dozen people, none of which you have any knowledge of. You could also claim the owner of the car is trying to set you up. In the final analysis, you must convince the jury that you had no idea what that white rock like substance was or what it was doing in the borrowed car you were driving. During trial you must look absolutely convincing and most importantly appeal to the motherly instinct of the women on the jury.

#2). Claim 5-0 Planted That Unidentified Substance
This could be your quick out! Everyone already knows that dirty cops do exist. What better way to beat the charges than to use this proven legal strategy. Remember, all it takes is one juror to have reasonable doubt and you win!

# 3). Appear Religious
Religious people don’t use or deal drugs and they are some of the most persecuted people on the face of the earth. Your escape prison ticket is to appear to be a religious person, preferably a Christian. Remind the jurors that the devil tried to frame Jesus Christ. Then claim that the devil is trying to destroy your ministry. Do things such as lay your Bible on the edge of the defendant’s table. After the jurors come in, clasp your hands together and appear to pray a fervent prayer. Always look humble and make sure your defense attorney sprinkles innuendos about your godly lifestyle from the opening statement to the closing arguments.

#4). Play The Race Card
Playing the race card is a fantastic strategy and usually works like a charm. Your attorney needs to come to court with all guns blazing on this issue. He needs to get out press releases about your terrible injustice to the media. He also needs to appeal to organizations such as the NAACP, SCLC and the Rainbow PUSH Coalition and get them to back you up. With the right attorney, you'll look like the victim and not the perp as he or she persuades the jurors that you are not a slinga but a victim of systematic racism.

#5). Keep Postponing The Trial
This little known strategy works like a beautifully if you play it like a true baller. With the right defense attorney, you can cause a five to six year delay or more. You delay the trial by: having your attorney file frivolous time consuming motions, switching attorneys right before the trial and claiming you need to have an emergency operation right before your trial date. Operations related to: appendicitis, hearing and vision work very well. And finally, you can play crazy and be classified to incompetent to participate in your own trial. You’ll get to the point where the DA just wants to clear the books of this case. Usually, at that point they will offer you a sweet plea deal of a lifetime such as: probation, drug rehab or community service.

#6). Claim You Were Forced Into This Brutal Nightmare
You have to be absolutely convincing to pull this tactic off; claim that murderous drug dealing thugs forced you to hold, make, sale and/or distribute crack cocaine. As evidence you can use some of the rap lyrics in which rappers assert they will smoke a nigga over drugs. Between you and your attorney you’ll need to convince the jurors that both you and your family have received death threats and only had the crack on you due to that fact. Remember Nino in “New Jack City”?

#7). Become a Snitch

This is a quick way to receive a reduced sentence, probation or have all charges against you dropped. If you snitch, do it quietly and secretly. You already know the game; ballers don’t like snitches and if caught, you might get smoked, but it’s worth taking the chance for your freedom.

#8). Claim You’re An Addict In Dire Need of Help
Instead of lockdown in a federal penitentiary, this ploy will land you in a drug rehabilitation program. The plan is for you and your attorney to convince the jurors that you are an out of control crack addict in need of help and not a crack dealer in need of incarceration. Your attorney has to paint the picture of how you were tricked, forced or coerced into smoking crap and how your life took an unwanted nosedive. You’ll need to go on the witness stand and convince the jurors that they can save a life from the ravages of this all-consuming drug.

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Disclaimer: this information, schemes and tactics were obtained from drug dealers, thugs, gang members and other criminally minded individuals, use at your own risks. Consult an actual attorney who has passed the Bar Exam and is in good legal standing with his or her State Bar for legal advice.